Which Post Malone tattoo are you?
Which Post Malone tattoo are you?
In honour of Posty's 24th birthday, we created this totally pointless quiz for you to waste your life on. You know you want to do it.
In honour of Posty's 24th birthday, we created this totally pointless quiz for you to waste your life on. You know you want to do it.

Pick a body part
On a scale of 0 - ouchie, how's your pain threshold?
Pick a Post Malone for no real reason
Pick a Post Malone song
Which Posty quote do you resonate with the most?
What would you buy Post Malone for his birthday?
Pick your new Posty whip
Always Tired
Always Tired
There isn't a tattoo that sums you up more than this one. You're partial to a little nap every now and then, especially after chowing down on a big meal. Just make sure you don't miss out on all the fun at this year's Reading and Leeds Fest if you go back to your tent for a siesta.
Buy tickets for Reading Festival 2019 here.
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Johnny Cash
Johnny Cash
There's a reason you're always the one in the friend group wanting to play ring of fire in the campsites. You're spiritually connected to Post Malone's Johnny Cash tattoo. We don't make the rules, we just tell them like it is.
Buy tickets for Reading Festival 2019 here.
Buy tickets for Leeds Festival 2019 here.
The Growling Bear
The Growling Bear
You're that one out of your mates who always gets in a strop if they don't eat enough, aren't you? Make sure your parents pack you enough ham sandwiches to take to Reading and Leeds Festival because something tells us you're gonna need them hun.
Buy tickets for Reading Festival 2019 here.
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Barbed Wire
Barbed Wire
Yeah, you can be a bit sharp with people and tell them how it is, but that isn't always a bad thing. You like to keep people in their place and organise things, but that just means you totally nail it when creating your schedule of artists you want to see at Reading and Leeds.
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You're a sad fake transferable tattoo
You're a sad fake transferable tattoo
Wow, this is awkward. We think it's time you faced up to what you really want in life, there's no point hiding behind excuses, you need to bite the bullet and actually do something with your life.
Just buy your damn Reading and Leeds tickets and get it over and done with.
Buy tickets for Reading Festival 2019 here.
Buy tickets for Leeds Festival 2019 here.