You Know You Play Too Many Adult Intramural Sports When...

Team flare is a monthly expense (you NEEDED custom jerseys, matching socks, gloves, headband, etc.)

You mention your adult intramural game stats to your mom... your siblings... your significant other....your Starbucks barista....

Despite living in a studio apartment you have a dedicated drawer for your team t-shirts (which are all the same color)

You have a group of friends who you refer to as your teammates

You find bits of turf everywhere, including in your freshly washed socks

You have at least one trophy on display at home

Your automatic instinct is to turn a movie title into an irreverent pun which will be next season's hilarious team name

You have a pregame playlist to get you pumped up that doesn’t at all give away your high school graduation year.....

You have a favorite physical therapist, knee guy, shoulder guy, and chiropractor….

You know the pain of turf burn sticking to your suit or tights

You know how much better a beer tastes after a big win ...although it still tastes pretty good after a loss

You don’t understand what other people do with their time