Is This A Kitchen Gadget Or A Sex Toy?

SEX TOY: Razor Sensation Tool We could have sworn this was a pasta cutter, but nope!

KITCHEN GADGET: Pasta Cutter While this looks more like a portable sex toy than the previous contraption, it's actually meant to cut homemade pasta.

KITCHEN GADGET: Egg Poacher At first glance, we actually had no idea what this was used for. It makes poaching eggs easier.

KITCHEN GADGET: Sous-Vide Machine This is an at-home sous-vide machine that looks a lot like something else (from "The Masters of Sex" era).

KITCHEN GADGET: Lettuce Chopper If you thought this was another slapper, that makes sense. But, it's a gimmicky way to chop lettuce.

SEX TOY: Jimmyjane Vibrator If you guessed sex toy, you'd be correct! (Although we'd easily mistake it for a frother or an egg poacher.)

KITCHEN GADGET: Cookie Press We know what you're thinking, but this is just a good old-fashioned cookie press.

SEX TOY: Better Than Chocolate Wireless Vibrator This doesn't have anything to do with food, despite having "chocolate" in its name.

SEX TOY: 3-Prong Speculum Nope, not an egg beater or an old-school manual mixer.

KITCHEN GADGET: SpinChill Beverage Chiller This crazy gadget actually chills your cans or bottles by spinning them.

BOTH: Dildo Maker The Dildo Maker, dreamed up by Francesco Morackini, works like a pencil sharpener to turn vegetables into makeshift dildos!