Here's The Actual Conversation That Happens Between Your Brain And Your Body When The Alarm Clock Goes Off
Here's The Actual Conversation That Happens Between Your Brain And Your Body When The Alarm Clock Goes Off
New morning, same never-ending struggle.
New morning, same never-ending struggle.
Alarm clock
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Brain
Already? Okay, I'm getting up.
Body
Nope.
Brain
Dude, we have responsibilities. We went through this yesterday morning.
Body
Sorry, not happening. You're the one who wanted to stay for one more drink at the bar because a certain somebody was there.
Alarm clock
I said, BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Body
5 More mins. That's all I'm asking. *hits snooze*
Brain
Don't blame that last drink on me. I checked out at 10 p.m. After you poured that shot of tequila down your throat.
Brain
Besides, any chance you had was over with when you got sick in the bathroom.
Body
Oh, forgot about that. Way to go, Stomach.
Stomach
I can only take so much!
Alarm clock
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Body
Already?!!!! Just five more...
Brain
We're getting up. Now move it, dammit!
Bed
You're not going anywhere. Mwahaha!
Body
Right on!