What Is Your "Bachelor" Love Language?

You're a crafty one! You know the way to win The Bachelor's heart is by lavishing him with homemade gifts. You'll exit the limo with invitations to your wedding, complete with custom hashtag. The group date is a good time to give him a clay mold of your lips. Be sure to save petals from every rose so when it comes to fantasy suites, you can ask him if he wants to get "Lei'd"!

Nothing bonds two people more than swapping sad stories. That's why you want to make sure you have the saddest story of any of the other women in the house, even if you have to embellish a bit. Waterproof eye makeup is your enemy-- you've got to milk this for all it's worth if you want the Bachelor to comfort you from this day forward for as long as you both are under contract with ABC.

Gimmicks? Who needs 'em when you've been blessed by the genetic lottery like yourself. All you have to do is step out of the limo and the Bachelor is putty in your hands. You don't even need to apply for the show, you'll be scouted while you're bartending in L.A. or your modeling agent will submit your headshots. Just be sure to Ariel it throughout the show-- Remember, you say it best when you say nothing (or wear nothing) at all!

With you, it's all about playing under the radar. If you get a rose, it's a win-- no need to be a front runner. Lurk in the shadows long enough to get a few nice trips out of the experience and hey, if you're hot enough, you'll get an invite to Bachelor in Paradise even though no one knows who you are except the 7 Bachelorette rejects who will be caliente for you in Mexico.

You're all about timing-- the worse for the other women, the better for you. Get all the girls to hate you by interrupting their one-on-one time at cocktail parties. It's all about the Bachelor, and he'll admire your assertiveness and think fondly of all the quality time you had together. And you know, every "sec" you steal leads up to a lifetime of great "secs." HEY-OHHHHH!

You are as multi-layered as a pomegranate. You like big noses and you cannot lie. Alien deniers are a deal-breaker. You want your headgear to be pollinated. You believe you are Princess Jasmine or Cinderella, depending on the day. You can't leave home without your pet Beave. Your family hosts bird funerals on the reg. You love to wear dresses that show off your curves-- your faux pregnant belly. You love traveling internationally to New Mexico and Mesa Verde-- you're just waiting for the right Bachelor to join you on your amazing journey. Until then, you'll be exploring his Instagram.

If the Bachelor wasn't this particular Bachelor, there's no way you would degrade yourself to competing against 20-something other women for some jewelry from Neil Lane and a stint on Dancing with the Stars. Surely, this will make the Bachelor feel special and distinguish you from all those fame-hungry drunks who'd fall in love with any old Bachelor. I mean, old Bachelors are not your thing-- a 33-year-old?! No thanks!