Which "RHPS" Song Has A "Life" Message For You?
Which "RHPS" Song Has A "Life" Message For You?
As we celebrate the 40th Anniversary of the cult classic it's time to answer a few personality questions and find out which of the wonderful songs actually has a very important message for you .....
As we celebrate the 40th Anniversary of the cult classic it's time to answer a few personality questions and find out which of the wonderful songs actually has a very important message for you .....
Pick a film ......
Which of these happening to you would make you shout out the loudest "Dammit!" ?
Pick a Frankenstein or his Creature ...
Pick an eye colour ...
Pick a sweet thing ....
Which of these do you wish you could achieve in just 7 days?
Pick a song ....
Pick a Swordsman ...
Thrilled, Chilled or Fulfilled, which would you prefer?
Pick a Teddy ...
If you had a Sonic transducer (A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then projecting it through space), which of these would you choose to do with it?
Pick a Rose ...
Which of these common Dreams do you most associate with?
Pick an untamed animal ...
Pick a card ...
Pick a Superhero ...
The Time Warp
The Time Warp
Your "life" message is contained in "The Time Warp" ....
It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.
With your hands on your hips.
You bring you knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust...
That really drives you insay-a-a-a-a-ane .....
Let's do the Time Warp again .....
Need we say more?
Take heed this may well be even more important than learning how to Madison ....
Eddie
Eddie
Your "life" message is contained in "Eddie" ...
If you ever see a mad Doctor murder someone with an ice-pick in a freezer and they invite you to dinner, don't eat it, unless of course it's fish ....
Take heed this may well be even more important than being frowned upon for not using a knife and fork at the dinner table ...
Sweet Transvestite
Sweet Transvestite
Your "life" message is contained in "Sweet Transvestite" ...
If you ever get lost in a storm and some weirdo mistakes you for the "Candyman" .....run, and don't look back ...
Take heed this may well be even more important than taking in an Old Steve Reeve's Movie ...
Wild and Untamed Thing
Wild and Untamed Thing
Your "life" message is contained in "Wild and Untamed Thing" ...
Never tempt fate by singing about being "safe from your trouble and pain", especially after the hired help have shown signs of revolution .....
Take heed this may well be even more important than having a giant RKO mast beside your swimming pool ....
Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a,Touch Me
Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a,Touch Me
Your "life" message is contained in "Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me" ...
It isn't the done thing for fiancées to have a tryst with newly animated creations, no matter how hunky they are ...
Take heed this may well be even more important than always carrying spare clothes with you when you set out to a rich weirdo's during a storm ...
Over at the Frankenstein Place
Over at the Frankenstein Place
Your "life" message is contained in "Over at the Frankenstein Place" ...
Ok, so it may be nice and cosy having a light over at the Frankenstein Place, but that really doesn't prove a serial killing nutjob doesn't live there, ahem ....
Take heed this may well be even more important than remembering to get the spare wheel fixed ......
Hot Patootie - Bless My Soul
Hot Patootie - Bless My Soul
Your "life" message is contained in "Hot Patootie, Bless My Soul" ...
If you ever see someone coming out a deep freezer who looks decidedly like Meatloaf and he mounts a motorbike, get the hell out the road ...
Take heed this may well be even more important than keeping a spare boyfriend in the freezer .....
Dammit Janet
Dammit Janet
Your "life" message is contained in "Dammit Janet" ...
Never try to impress anyone by singing "the river was deep but I swam it", the chances of swimming across a shallow river are precisely nil ...... you'll sound like an asshole ...
Take heed this may well be even more important than catching the Bride's bouquet ...