Aston Villa's whatsapp conversation with Huddersfield Town
Aston Villa's whatsapp conversation with Huddersfield Town
Aston Villa attempt to take Huddersfield Town's David Wagner over Whatsapp.
Aston Villa attempt to take Huddersfield Town's David Wagner over Whatsapp.
Aston Villa
Hi Town, can we have your manager please?
Huddersfield Town
Who is this?
Aston Villa
Aston Villa Football Club
Huddersfield Town
Sorry, who?
Aston Villa
You know, the biggest club in English football?
Huddersfield Town
Manchester United?
Aston Villa
No. The 1982 European Cup winners, seven-time English league winners, seven-time FA Cup winners and five-time League Cup winners.
Huddersfield Town
Oh, that team who got relegated from the Premier League with 16 points last season?
Aston Villa
...yes.
Aston Villa
So, can we have him?
Huddersfield Town
Who?
Aston Villa
Your manager? You know, Klopp's mate. Can't remember his name at the minute. He looks like this...
Huddersfield Town
You mean David?
Aston Villa
Yeah, sure.
Huddersfield Town
But you're 19th in the league and we're top...
Aston Villa
Yeah but we're a big club and you are small so we are a better team to manage.
Huddersfield Town
How about this Wagner for you guys? Put a baseball cap on him and you won't be able to tell the difference.
Aston Villa
No we want the Dortmund one. Maybe when we've sacked everyone else in Britain in two years time we'll come back for that one.
Aston Villa
So, can we have him?
Huddersfield Town
I mean, we can ask him...
Aston Villa
No need, we'll start drawing up the contracts.
Huddersfield Town
He says no.
Aston Villa
What?
Huddersfield Town
Well, actually, he said "hahaha, absolutely not."
Aston Villa
But we're a big club. Honest.
Aston Villa
Hey, Huddersfield. We're a big club so he has to join.
Aston Villa
Huddersfield?
Aston Villa
You still there?