What's Your Dream Internship This Summer?

I'd like to think of myself as driven, courageous, and team-oriented.

One time I thought it would be a good idea to set up a Facebook page for male escorts called "CU Male Share."

Hi, I'm CC '17, majoring in comp lit. I live in Woodbridge, and I'm from Atlanta, Georgia.

I served frozen yogurt for sixth months in high school.

I had an internship last year, and I think it went okay!

As you can see from my resume, I've demonstrated job advancement and a drive to better my working environment.

Wall Street is the source for all of America's troubles.

I believe that my job trajectory will drive me either there or to the White House.

I'd say that I'm pro-Wall, but anti-Street.

A social working environment.

Opportunity for vertical advancement.

A potted plant in my cubicle.

Wait, do internships actually pay?

$400,000 and upwards as soon as I graduate.

I'd kind of like to be able to pay for rent and groceries.

On the other side of the interviewing table.

Hopefully not on the streets.

School. Still.

A griffin.

A frog.

A lion.

Will there be a snack cart?

When can I start?

Nope!