Which American Horror Story: Hotel Character Are You?
Which American Horror Story: Hotel Character Are You?
This season of American Horror Story continues the series' tradition of having quirky, interesting characters. See which one matches your personality the most!
This season of American Horror Story continues the series' tradition of having quirky, interesting characters. See which one matches your personality the most!

Current relationship status?
Which hotel would you trust enough to spend the night?
People describe you as...
Drink of choice for a nightcap?
Best way to deal with someone you want to stop dating?
Biggest fear?
Which actor/actress would you want to stay in the hotel with you and provide comic relief?
If you had a time machine, which decade would you travel to?
Weapon of choice in self-defense situations?
Which TV show's cast would you want to spend the night in the hotel while you scare them?
Iris
Iris
It is only fitting that you are responsible, because throughout every day, you have to manage a lot. You likely have some emotional baggage, as well as one or more relationships fraught with tension. Fortunately, you have better morals than others around you, so stick to your instincts and righteous path, and avoid the surrounding negative influences!
James Patrick March
James Patrick March
You are one of the most eccentric people around. At times, your sense of humor can be quite dark, as your jokes sometimes involve people getting hurt. Still, you carry with you an intriguing aura that seems like it came from a long-ago era. While you could definitely improve on caring about others, remember that you've always been successful looking out for yours truly!
Detective John Lowe
Detective John Lowe
You definitely deserve points for remaining serious when you're at your job. However, you tend to get so wrapped up in things that you do not show as much affection for your friends and family. Going forward, try to lighten up a bit, as a sense of humor goes a long way... especially when you're stuck at a hotel with a poor Yelp rating!
The Countess
The Countess
You certainly know how to make an entrance, as all heads turn to you whenever you walk in a room. It's likely your badass "I don't give a damn about anyone" attitude is what makes you so alluring. While critics may claim your lack of empathy makes you a villain, you deserve credit for being a flawed, three-dimensional character.