The Sassy Mama School-Run-Mum Quiz

Arrive an hour early and panic about where to go

Consult your clipboard and position yourself by the classroom door

Saunter in casually while high-fiving all of the teachers – everything’s under control

Run through the gates as they’re closing… or go to the wrong school

Breeze in looking gorgeous, smelling lovely and causing a few jaws to drop

Scope out the other kids and parents from behind your shades and make mental notes of who might be a challenge

Perfect homemade everything, whipped up while looking gorgeous

Last night’s leftovers… cold pizza, anyone?

Neatly name labelled boxes with everything they might be craving that day

Whatever the school canteen can provide since you left lunch at home

Crust-off triangle sandwiches and Annabel Karmel school snacks

All the correct food groups for stimulating brain productivity