Is it lunchtime yet?
Is it lunchtime yet?
Well, is it?
Well, is it?
Are you at work, right now?
How well are you concentrating on your work?
Is it before midday where you are?
Can you currently hear your stomach rumbling? Is it highly embarrassing in an office environment?
How many times have you checked your desk drawers for snacks?
Have you already eaten your lunch?
Is it objectively too early for you to eat your lunch? Would you worry your colleagues would brand you a peculiar pig?
Have you private-messaged any of your colleagues going "Why is it not lunchtime yet?"?
Which of the following would you rather eat?
Do you truthfully, if you look deep within your constitution, genuinely desire it to be lunchtime this very second?
No, it is not lunchtime, it is dinner time, which is a bit like lunchtime, but in the evening. The main similarity is that you still get to eat, so it remains really great
No, it is not lunchtime, it is dinner time, which is a bit like lunchtime, but in the evening. The main similarity is that you still get to eat, so it remains really great
IT IS OFFICIALLY LUNCHTIME ACCORDING TO THIS QUIZ AND ALSO THE BIBLE
IT IS OFFICIALLY LUNCHTIME ACCORDING TO THIS QUIZ AND ALSO THE BIBLE
It's probably breakfast time, but you can definitely eat your lunch if you want to, thereby making it: lunchtime
It's probably breakfast time, but you can definitely eat your lunch if you want to, thereby making it: lunchtime
You may be feeling all lovely and warm and full, but you can always squeeze something else in, can't you? Have a doughnut. And when do you have doughnuts? At lunchtime, because it's lunchtime.
You may be feeling all lovely and warm and full, but you can always squeeze something else in, can't you? Have a doughnut. And when do you have doughnuts? At lunchtime, because it's lunchtime.
You are in bed, asleep. Doesn't stop it from being lunchtime though. Put a pizza on UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED
You are in bed, asleep. Doesn't stop it from being lunchtime though. Put a pizza on UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED
Is it lunchtime yet?