The Ultimate Elton John Lyrics Quiz

I'll bake a big cake.

I will buy you a lovely Mars Bar.

I'll carve a sculpture.

It was on offer down Threshers.

I hope you like Monopoly.

And let's be honest, you can't fault Aldi's olives at £2.99 a pop.

Hollywood created a superstar.

That loneliness was tough.

You had the grace to hold yourself.

I've got a combine harvester, and I'll give you the key.

I've got cows to feed.

Them pigs need a right mucking out.

They'll all say I tried.

I wouldn't if I tried.

I'm not going to try.

There's a distinct lack of oxygen.

It lacks basic amenities, like water and civilisation.

There are precious few good schools.

To wait their place in the Argos queue.

There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors.

The beauty of compassion.

Hitch up these britches, then marry a music man.

Darn us a new sock, before marrying a music man.

Stop your crocheting, and marry a music man..

You took a chance and changed my way of life.

We took a chance and changed our ways of life.

Take a chance on me, change my way of life.