QUIZ: Can you match The Sopranos quote to the character?

"I'm like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to shit."

"Mom started going downhill after the World Trade Center. You know Quasimodo predicted all this."

"First off, I'd pay my way back in. I got two hundred grand that goes directly to you personally, no one needs to know. Long term: I know construction is out, I got contacts in Atlantic City, with your support I can set myself up there I'd be close, but not too close."

"I know you better than anybody, Tony, even your friends. Which is probably why you hate me."

"Then kill me now. Go on now, go into the ham, and take the carving knife and stab me, here, here, now, please! It would hurt me less than what you just said."

"We're soldiers. Soldiers don't go to hell. It's war. Soldiers kill other soldiers. We're in a situation where everyone involved knows the stakes and if you are going to accept those stakes, you've got to do certain things. It's business."

"Keep thinking you know everything. Some people are so far behind in a race that they actually believe they're leading."

"My back was for shit, you know that!"

"I am intimately acquainted with the Soprano curse. Your father, your uncle, your great-grandfather who drove the donkey cart off the road in Avellino, all of it."

"Federal Marshals are so far up my ass I can taste Brylcreem."

"You have a social life but I can't, you have any idea what it costs at a decent club in New York? It's five hundred dollars for a bottle of Cristal, and it's a two bottle minimum."

"I hear Ginny Sack is having a 90-pound mole taken off her ass."

"God, I love marrow, just like Ma. Remember Ma with a bone? It sounded like half-price day at a liposuction clinic."

You remember that Princess Di? You think the Royal Family, uh, had her whacked?