QUIZ: Which One Direction Tumblr Text Post Accurately Sums Up Your Life?

EVERYTHING ONE DIRECTION HELP ME PLEASE.

I am constantly thirsty for fit One Direction GIFs.

I love the sass in the fandom's text posts.

Weird stuff. If I told you I'd have to kill you.

I literally never use it tbh.

My own blog is dead arty and professional.

Love You Goodbye

History

Another one you haven't put in this list you fools.

Perfect

Drag Me Down

End Of The Day

Bright pink poodles getting their hair did

Louis Tomlinson

A unicorn strutting in the breeze

Ten of the nail painting emoji all in a row

Harmonised finger snapping and a 'Uh huh honey'

Grumpy cat eye rolling at his haters

Absolutely yes, I know every member's nostril diameter to one decimal place

I could tell that Styles schnozzer from anywhere.

Why am I groping Louis' nose when I could grope the rest of him?

Absolutely not. Shut up Sugarscape.

I might have to accidentally have a good fumble to work it out

I would not be squishing noses if you know what I mean OI OI

Niall's 'Better Than Words' crotch thrust.

Liam's snazzy little bits of footwork.

The Inbetweeners dance, obviously

Harry's elegant on stage prancing.

Louis' pat the dog, screw in the light bulb

Zayn's X Factor audition boyband dancing.

I was a li'l bit late to the party but I AM THE PARTY SO WHATEVER.

I am the fandom. Personified. Always.

Before I was even born, it was encoded within my very DNA.

Fairly recently but I love them more than my own family.

I've been here since the X Factor days and I'm going nowhere.

A thousand years ago, 'twas written in the stars.