Are you ready to take on a Delta?

Yep, I’m an expert on Fortnite now, so anything else similar would come in handy.

I love challenges. Did you know I can touch my nose with my tongue?

I would yes. I’ve been a paperboy since I was 13, so this is probably the next best thing.

What, you mean like actually get a job?

I get a coffee break between classes on Mondays and Tuesdays, otherwise I’ll just fit in some work as my students do a creative writing activity.

Yeah I’ve got loads. I’m not actually working at the moment, or teaching, not since they fired me for sleeping on the job.

My mate Dave did one. Well, actually he started it, but said something about the tutors being all fussy and demanding, so he never finished it, but I am friendlier than him.

I’ve not got much else on at the moment, just teaching a couple of kids up the road for their end of term maths exam.

I was thinking that once I get accepted on a course, I’ll pop round to a couple of bars with my guitar and hopefully get some money busking.

It’s my birthday in a couple of weeks and my Nan is due to give me her weekly pay.

I just want to get through it without having to divorce my wife.

I love teaching English through songs, so some worksheets would be great.

How long’s a piece of chewing gum?

I reckon if I really work hard I can do all 3 modules at the same time, so about 3 or 4 months.

Getting out of bed before 1pm.

I hate exams, so I’m dreading module one, but I have a good memory so I’ll just read up on stuff the week before.

Anywhere near a beach.

Do one? Out the door I guess.