30 People Share Hysterical "Well That Backfired" Stories

This happened at my High school during my senior year, Me and my group of friends are sitting at our table and sat directly in front of our table are a big group of kids but people around school calls them thugs cause that's pretty much what they are, this story involves the leader of the group, lets call him TJ and the quiet kid of the school, lets call him Tanner.

Tanner was known for being a incredibly kind, but very sensitive and soft-spoken individual, never got in trouble, pretty much the perfect kid but he didn't have alot of friends, now TJ is a absolute prick, always hated this motherfucker, did everything he could to get on peoples nerves and start fights, we had one encounter but it ended with him being knocked on his ass. Now TJ always picked on Tanner, calling him shit like a F*g and school shooter, shit like that and Tanner never really stood up for himself...until that day.

Now we can hear them talking because they are SUPER FUCKING LOUD, and i hear TJ say that he spotted Tanner walking from the lunch line back to his seat and he was gonna go "fuck with him".

I followed him just to make sure he wasn't gonna start a bunch of shit, but turns out i didn't need to help Tanner. TJ walked up to him and started shit talking him, calling him the usual names and shit but as Tanner tried to walk away, TJ decided to shove him and he spilled his lunch literally every where, and Tanner just stopped moving and turned around and looked at TJ like he wanted to fucking kill him. God as my witness i will never forget this, TJ tried to push him again and Tanner straight up grabbed his arm and fucking Judo Threw him over his shoulder and spiked him into the ground, he held onto him and put him in a straight Armbar and i heard that shit pop!

TJ was completely out of it and just writhing on the ground, and Tanner just looked both angry and incredibly sad. I pulled him aside and asked him if he was ok and he told me he was fine but he didn't mean to hurt him, he just couldn't take all the bullying anymore and wanted it to stop, kid looked so defeated i just hugged him and told him i think he got the message. Tanner ended up not getting trouble but TJ was suspended for trying to start a fight, so i guess you could say that shit backfired on his ass real quick.


TL;DR High school bully tries to start fight with quiet kid, ended up spiked into the floor with a broken arm

DyllanK17

I grew up on a farm, so there was a lot of land to fuck around on. We had this area that was used as kind of a landfill and there was an old truck topper there with the glass still intact, so I decided to try and bust out the glass using a model rocket as a missile.

So my cousin and my girlfriend and I get together and get it all set up and shoot the rocket straight at it, except at the last second it veered up and around the topper, and then went into the field beyond and exploded (I had rigged the top with Pyrodex for a little show when the ejection charge would go off, but my hope was that it would explode on contact with the topper. Hey, I was 19 years old.).

Anyway, we get to the scene of the explosion and there is a beautiful 6-foot diameter ring of fire in the grass that we had to stomp out. Funniest thing imaginable at the time.

floydfan

When I was around 12 I was in a class in which a different kid would get bullied always for two weeks or so. It was not so bad, there was no obvious target and it was not the meanest class I've been in by a long shot. Still bullying is sadly part of school culture, it needs to happen apparently..

At the time I used to always hangout in breaks with my friend, let's call him Jack. So one time the bullying landed on Jack, but I stuck with him and didn't start bullying him as well. So he didn't become a victim. Obviously we stick up for our friends right?

Since he couldn't be singled out as a target, the other kids started bullying me. Jack immediately saw a great opportunity and he started bullying me as well. I didn't care about the other kids bullying me, but that friendship got ruined forever... it really hurt man :-(

European_Hitchhiker

When I was a kid I took swimming lessons. One day after lessons were done and we went to the locker rooms to change there were some clothes sitting on top of one of the sinks.

Me wanting to show off decided to push the clothes into the sink and turned on the faucet and soaked the clothes completely. We all had a great laugh. So I go to my locker to get my clothes to get dressed and to my horror realize that my clothes weren’t in my locker. And then realized that the balled up pile I clothes I failed to recognize that were now soaking in the sink were actually my clothes.

I sat in my wet swimsuit until the locker room was empty and until my dad finally came in and I lied and said someone soaked my clothes. He went to the counter and grumped at the workers and they gave him some lost and found clothes.

Ugly sweats that were so big they went above my head as I embarrassingly walked through the center and parking lot humiliated by my own actions. I’ve never told my parents who really soaked the clothes. But it was an excellent lesson for me to learn not to be an a-hole and to know exactly what it feels like to be bullied as I 100% took the the brunt of my childhood a-holeness

trophyhunter1985

I used to get the bus home, the buses dropped lots of kids off at villages around the school so they would come to school and all leave at the same time. My friend lived nearby and I wanted to go to his instead of home but figured my parents would say no. So we hatched a plan to tell my parents we had been kept behind after class and consequently missed the bus, so I would have to stay at my friends.

This backfired absolutely when my father, in a livid rage that the school would be so irresponsible as to leave a child stranded, came to pick me up immediately (he was NOT supposed to be home that day!) and took me straight to school to grill the teachers.

I was too scared to tell the truth.

Needless to say the teachers were extremely confused, I was caught in a ridiculous web of lies and managed to both piss off and embarrass my father in front of the head teacher. Good times!

bummed

A girl I knew dated a guy I was also friends with. Really sweet, doting guy, not the best looking, but a really lovely lad. I went on a night out with his girlfriend, my partner at the time and his friend Jay. We drank and danced etc and at the end of the night, my friend and Jay were kissing.

We spoke the next day and she swore it was a one-off but ended up meeting him twice after that so I told her if she didn't tell her partner, I would as he was my friend too and didn't deserve it. In the end I told him and he thanked me. Then she spoke to him, cried a river and managed to talk him round into forgiving her and falling out with me.

Been a few years since and neither one spoke to me since. They're still together but I don't know how he can trust her.

Y35JEM

Ok, I got this one. When I was a leader in training (LIT) at my beloved summer camp, itching to prove myself but still a dumb impulsive kid, I also liked fire. We were on a day trip and the site had a 30 degree rockface that was hidden from the site itself.

So I went to the top with a "friend" and a can of naptha (highly flammable), these rocks are pitted so I decided it would be an awesome idea to fill one and lights it on fires!!! I was facing uphill and didn't notice that when I filled the little pit, it overflowed and ran down between my legs. So I light it, it immediately flares up down the hill, through my legs.

I jumped out if the way but ended up knocking the can into the blaze and it bounced down the rockface, spraying burning naptha everywhere. It landed on the lake at the bottom and leaked burning fuel all over the small inlet. I turn around and friend had run, so I ended up putting out 50 percent just stamping in my sandals, they brought in and emptied 2 fire extinguishers on it all because main camp was close by. Somehow didn't get sent home and had an awesome counsellor career....

altron138

A little bit of backstory:

This was when I was maybe 14/15 at school. Back then the school was well known for how at breaks the outside areas would be swarming with seagulls because everyone would throw their rubbish on the floor. There had been many times where people were shit on by the birds which made everyone scared when they flew above.

So anyway it was our lunch break and it was coming towards the end so everyone was finishing their food, it was a hot day so most people ate outside. Like always the seagulls were swarming the place so a lot of people were very cautious because no one wanted to be shat on.

Me and a load of friends were all kinda just huddled together in a circle yknow having a bit of banter like the young teenagers do. I kept looking up because of all the seagulls right and I see that one has taken a shit right above me, it was quite high up so I had time to react. I decided to get everyone's attention, and then took a step back and stood their looking all smug. The plan was to have the shit land in front of me directly where I was standing.

It backfired when the bird shit went all over my head, bag and uniform while everyone was watching me.

reeeennn

I was running low on condoms, so I decided to sneak a box in my basket under the groceries because the supermarket had self checkout registers and I'm still fucking embarrased to buy condoms. Totally backfired. I scanned the condom and threw it in the bag in a split second, this lady (I'm assuming the store manager) got suspicious and walked up to me and asked me if I'm sure I scanned everything, then mentioned "the yellow box".

I remained calm, pointed out the item on the screen, and all of a sudden all her professionalism went away and a stupid smirk appeared on her face.. then she just had to crack a joke in front of all othet customers, she said "do you know how to use them hurhurhur" then walked away. Asshole.

oguz279

Was told a rumor about a girl I used to be friends with having a big sexual adventure. I told these dudes to maybe not spread it around because 1) no ones buisness and 2) rumors like that really eat at people. I heard the rumor again the next class, so the following period I told the girl since she was in that class. Quietly I say, "Im not saying this rumor is true, but I think you should probably be careful with the personal information you disclose to people. Not everyone will do the best for you" Of course she instantly asks why Im saying this.

I tell her. She angrily says the girl's name. Whom I stopped being friends with too previously. I didnt know it was her who told. "Just keep stuff you dont want everyone knowing to yourself, okay?"

By the end of the day, I have these girls trying to come at me. The other girl said that I made it up because I just wanna make them not friends too. The first girl believes her because shes dumb as rocks in the first place. Good thing Im intimidating to people, so I wasnt bullied or anything. But god Damn. I was seriously having the best intentions for a girl I didnt even talk to at that point for being shitty previously.

spoonedkittens

This one kinda fits but didn't backfire on me.

I was invited by a friend of mine to join in with a "Friday Ladies Game Night" that she hosted, and I was excited to meet new people and play new games. After a few weeks, my host friend asked if I could stop coming over on Fridays and instead join her on Saturday nights because ladies from the Friday night group were pissed that when I showed up they actually played games.

Saturday Game Nights were awesome we made crazy snack foods, played games and if the game ended too soon we watched movies. So wasn't a backfire for me but a backfire to those who go the game night and expect to NOT play games.

drownedout_stillhere

I've told this story before, but it's my best backfiring story, so here's the tale of how I attempted to clean a cup full of candle wax.

Background: A few years ago, I was a missionary for the LDS Church, happily serving in France. As you might know, Mormon missionaries work in pairs, so I always had a companion with me. I was in a lovely little city, with a fine companion at the time (hereafter referred to as X).

Story: X proposed that we get a candle to make our apartment smell nice. I thought it was a good idea, so we bought one. When we got it, X mentioned that we should put it in something that would catch the dripping wax. I chose one of our glass cups, and put the candle in there. I would come to regret that choice.

The candle served its purpose, providing a nice smell and a nice visual ambience to our apartment, but in time the wick burned out and we were left with a cup full of hardened wax drippings. We wanted to clean out all the wax, so that we'd have a useable cup again. I had a bright idea: if we heated up the wax inside the cup, it would melt and we'd be able to just pour it out. Instant clean cup! I then had another bright idea: if we put the cup on top of one of the electric burners on our stovetop and set the burner to its lowest setting, it would surely melt the wax without harming the cup!

For some reason, neither of us thought this was a bad idea at the time.

Anyway, it started off well enough. The cup was sitting on the stove, warming from the bottom up. Soon, the wax was all melted. Our experiment seemed to be a success! I got up from where I was sitting and walked towards the stove, ready to turn it off...

BAM! The cup exploded. Before I had even touched it, the bottom of the cup burst into pieces, and the liquid wax spilled onto the stovetop. As my brain was processing this turn of events, I realized that we weren't getting our cup back, and this thought rather bothered me, but this thought was soon interrupted by the wax on the stove bursting into two-foot-high orange flames.

X and I flew into panic mode. X grabbed a hand towel and started whipping the flames out. I rushed to the sink, grabbed a bowl, filled it with water, and poured it onto the fire, extinguishing it.

Despite being lit on fire and then immersed in water while still running, the burner came out okay. The burner next to it, however, developed a short; whenever we turned it on, it would throw the breaker to our apartment, shutting off our power. I don't know if that ever got fixed.

TL;DR - Tried to clean wax out of a cup by heating it on a stove. Destroyed cup, damaged stove.

Lodo_the_Bear

I had a similiar cup and wax story. ended up with a nice scar on my ring finger at the base of my palm.

I decided to be romantic with one of my first girlfriends in a new state. Im at her place cleaning up amd doin the whole rose petal thing in the room when my add notices the cracked glass votive candle holders look like shit and are full of old wax.

Instead of warming it up in hot water like a double boiler like you should, and pouring it out. My dumbass decided to scrape it out with a fork. Genius. I was making some pretty good progress and getting to the bottom when suddenly, the fucking thing just bursts in my hand, the fork forcing a sharp peice of glass i to the joint at the base of my finger.

Turns out, that cracked glass votice holder was actually cracked glass in a shit epoxy, whoda thunk it.

So girlfriend comes home to a beautifully cleaned bedroom, candles lit, roses on the bed.....covered in blood......and she calls her idiot boyfriend to find me at my house digging around in my hand for the glass. I should mention shes a CNA at this time and activly going to med school for nursing and i didnt take my dumbass to work amd get checked out. nope, i let it heal on its own as an open wound for weeks and have a nice scar as a reminder.

Old_driver6077

I was 18-years-old, fresh out of high school, driving my brand-new graduation gift Mustang. I was cute and in great shape and perky...and I knew it. Dad sent me to the local hardware store (back when it was an ACE Hardware in a strip center, next to the grocery store, not the Home Depot-style warehouses of today) to get something for him and I was more than happy to oblige. I knew what I was doing.

I pulled right up to the front of the store in my shiny red car, got out and could feel all the teenage boys who worked in the store watch me walk in. I sauntered to the counter and said, "I need a such-and-such. Can you help me find it?" I was helped out by two or three boys who helped me find what I needed. I was followed by them all back to the counter at the front of the store to pay for it, where I smiled sweetly and said to them, "Thanks so much for your help!" I may or may not have batted my eyes a little.

Then I turned around to leave the store...and walked smack into a plate-glass window. Everyone in the store let out an audible, "OOOOOOOH!" and those sweet, helpful boys just laughed and laughed.

I knew then and there that I would never be that kind of girl again. God was watching me, all full of myself and said, "You need a little humility. Here. Let me show you." Lesson learned.

rshTxn

When I was in college I was drunk and decided to punch a pint glass off of my bookshelf. Immediately regretted it.

I ended up slicing my finger, bad. I went to the bathroom and ran it under some water, but it just kept bleeding and I had a flap of skin popping up. I didn't know what to do, so I just wrapped it up in a towel and tried to go to sleep.

Shortly after, I heard a loud knock on my door and when to see what it was. It was campus security, he had followed a trail of blood from the bathroom to my room and wanted to see if everything was okay. I showed him my finger and after he saw just how bad it was he told me I needed to go to the hospital. It was like 3am, but he was cool enough to give me a ride there instead of calling an ambulance.

I ended up getting a bunch of stitches and the doctor told me I was incredibly lucky. I was very, very close to slicing a tendon and causing some serious permanant damage to my finger. I now have a scar shaped like the Nike swoosh on my finger to remind me that it is a really, really stupid idea to punch glass.

eDgAR

Literally backfired— I got into an accident recently that was my fault, I rear ended someone (fairly fast) -the impact of course frightened me especially since my car was totaled and I was practically in her trunk. Immediately on impact my brain said “holy crap you are in her car, get out”. I threw the car in reverse, and plowed into the car behind me.

At the time it seemed logical, to get my car out of her car. Police showed up, assumed it was the girl behind me that caused it all, until I sheepishly got his attention to tell him, my gut said to get out of her car.... the plan backfired. My insurance skyrocketed to $400 a month. I will never follow to close again, and if an accident happens, don’t floor it in reverse.

jamiegirl21

In 2018, our dogs had a litter of puppies (they were 75% Pit Bull, 25% Boston Terrier). So, at 12, I figured it would be no big deal if I told my mom, "Hey, I can't really clean the puppy kennel, cuz I have plans to have [friend] over, remember? Maybe [my youngest brother's name] could do it. It'd be good for him to learn in case he ever wants his dogs to have puppies." My mom replied, "Now that you mention it, it would be. I'll tell [friend's mom] that we'll be a bit late."

So I ended up spending an hour teaching my little brother (with ADHD) how to clean a puppy kennel. I had to remind him of what we were doing every two-and-a-half minutes, until I took the game he was playing, and locked it in my closet. And, because we were late, my friend ended up not being able to come over and that was the last time I'd be able to see her before we moved 3,000 miles away (About 4828.032km for you metric people.). If that didn't backfire, I don't know WHAT did.

Star_The_Solar_Hex

When I was 12 my two friends asked if they could have the left over fireworks from the Fourth of July. All my family had left we’re the “bloomers” which are the ones that turn colors and spin on the ground while making this buzzing noise. Pretty small stuff and my grandma (who. I lived with at the time) told us that we could play with them if we set them off somewhere safe.

So we jump on our long boards and head up the canyon to this long road that is lined by a river on one side and houses on a hill on the opposite side, this road wasn’t busy and we thought it was a safe place to set off the little fire crackers. We set off a bloomer and didn’t realize the canyon road was super windy and the bloomer lit up, blew straight into the grassy hill and immediately lit the entire hill up in seconds. No houses burned down but we did burn miles of mountain side and it was the biggest fire the city had ever seen. It was horrible.

To this day most of the kids I grew up with don’t know I was the one who started that fire (the news didn’t release or names) and people still talk about it 12 years later.

HotButteryDragonPorn

My science class in the 8th grade had these chairs with a pin on the back and on the bottom. The one on the back made it so the backrest could come off but the one on the bottom made everything on the back of the chair fall off. one day we had a sub and I started to unscrew the pin so it was not off but it was really loose. when my friend came to sit down we rested his back on the back of the chair and he said: "bro my chair is falling apart!". when I looked at him there were pieces of the chair everywhere so I helped put it back together.

The kid sitting next to him thougt it was funny so he did it to another chair and when I tried to fix it I accidentally put all the parts on backwards.
The sub doesn't like me anymore.

Gio_Hospsa

My cousin likes to play cards. She thinks she's a genius at it because she played cards a lot in college. She's not. She's competent, but has ZERO imagination.

So, few years ago at Thanksgiving we're playing this game called cut. Four players, partner across the table. Your goal is to collect a four of a kind and then you have to signal your partner to call cut and you score a point. If your opponents notice you signalling though they can call cut and steal the point. If you make an incorrect cut the other team scores a point.

We're playing the game and it involves someone drawing cards from the deck and either keeping or passing them. When they get passed though it's face up and you can see what people take or pass on. So I'm watching what cards people are taking and I notice my cousin has taken threes 7s.

I figure she wouldn't have taken the first one if she didn't already have one so I give it a few seconds and then call cut. She gets real pissy and accuses me of sneaking a peak at her cards because she hasn't even signaled yet so there's no way I could know. I figure I don't have a choice but to explain I was just watching what was taken. She's not happy about it but accepts it.

Now here's the backfire. Like I said, she has no imagination whatsoever. I knew immediately she would be watching my moves like a hawk to try and pull the same trick on me.

So, when I was passed a 10 for my fourth or fifth card I picked it up even though ai didn't have one. After a little bit of play I got my third ten and my cousin IMMEDIATELY and very smugly called cut. I showed her my incorrect hand of only three 10s. She was deeply confused and asked why ai took a 10 if I didn't have one at the start, and I told her it was because I knew she would pull that move.

sharrrper

This wasn't about me who was backfired but an old teacher from highschool.

When we first entered the classroom to the new teacher, we thought he was just a guy who loved to keep his classroom clean. Then that same day we found out that he wanted us to be extremely obedient.

If you had yput leg out of ypur desk to the side, ISS. If you raised your hand "at the wrong time", ISS. If you ask someone to quit kicking ypur chair, ISS.

So, me being "THAT KID" in the group of "REBELLIOUS JOKERS", I was sent to ISS for two weeks straight.

I finally told my family what has been going on, (I really do not talk about school outside of school unless it is grades and etc), they called the school.

Then I was in a meeting with the principle and the teacher.

I told the principle I was literally doing nothing for the first week to get ISS then I started trying to get out for the second.

Then it was time for the teacher to explain the rules to me and the principle.

He ended up calling me and "MY GROUP", (I didnt know most of the kids whom got into trouble btw.), Idiotic, dumb, and (I hex you not) Losers who should play in sports to know discipline.

I didn't catch this at first until the principle asked me to leave for a moment then came back.

When I came back the teacher looked distressed and wide-eyed. (I was like wtf?)

The next day the teacher wasn't there, or the years after that.

If you want more stories about this teacher, just ask about Mr.HR.

x0WeirdOuijaColor0x

I wanted to get revenge on one of my friends who brought pudding everyday and would set it in a bowl and leave it for five minutes to go wash his hands before coming back for the pudding. So one day I come in late an see that a brown substance pudding type thing was in a container.

I reach for the container an grab a spoon when I realized that my friend was absent. But it was to late for I had already put it in my mouth. What followed was like my tongue was a victim of chemical warfare. It was a this exact moment Miami knew he crapped up. Turns out it it was not pudding. I was in fact putting paint into my mouth. I rushed over to the sink and drowned my mouth in water. From that day forward I still think this one question. Why does paint and pudding look the same?!

SirMiami

This just happened yesterday. My sister's computer was having major issues. I was helping her fix it, and we decided to save one of her files to a USB in case her computer didn't make it. This file was the only important thing she had that wasnt backed up. It was a difficult task because the computer couldnt actually boot normally, but I managed to move the file from her computer to the USB stick.

Then we plugged it into my computer and found out it was corrupted. And then I realised that I didnt copy the file... I moved the file, so it actually no longer existed on her computer.

So yeah. Tried to save her one important file. Ended up corrupting and deleting her one important file.

Computer is now fixed though!

polygonsaresorude

So our 7th grade PE teacher made us run a mile every week, he would stamp our hand every lap. Some of us boneheads figured out that if we pressed our hand against another student we could cheat. One time I didn’t realize he was timing our miles and since I cheated I got a 4.55 mile, Ive never even broken 6.30 before. So the next week I get a letter telling me know I’m representing my class in the mile at a city competition. We didn’t even have a track n field team so I show up in generic Nike basketball shorts and T-shirt and shoes, all the other schools have pro gear and shoes. Every single competitor lapped me and I finished with a personal best of 6.29. Everyone else was sub 4.40.

hoopsandpancakes

Had a job that was pretty decent where I really loved my coworkers. Switched jobs to another place that also was decent and where I also really like my coworkers. The main reason I changed was that at the new job I felt there would be many more opportunities for advancement.

After a couple of years my boss told me he was super happy and wanted to promote me to a team leader position. His boss, the big boss, shot him down and said we are implementing a "freeze" on promotions and salary increases while HR develops a new "career development system." It took a year for them to come up with a system that basically makes it impossible to get promoted (unless it is to an existing position where the person who has the job leaves).

Bumped into the head honcho from previous job around the time this was going down and was informed that my old boss had left and that he thought it was a bummer that I had left because he would have loved to have me in that role...the person who got the job was the person who replaced me.

mejok

My own personal one - I’m a big Doctor Who fan but my former boss told me that wasn’t an appropriate interest for a woman, and used to try and shame me if I ever wore a DW t shirt or something to work. We worked in an open plan office and there was no dress code. Loads of people wore shirts of bands or films or whatever but my boss used to make snide comments to me every time about how sci fi was stupid and “unfeminine” (my boss was also female, just for context).

So I got fed up one day and decided to basically give her a metaphorical middle finger by wearing pretty much head to toe DW themed clothes. I make custom clothes for fans so I had hair bands, shoes, tights, the lot. My boss knew I was doing it to annoy her but obviously couldn’t figure how to react as she could get into real trouble if she actually said something officially and obviously her bullying tactics weren’t working and making me ashamed.

What I hadn’t considered was that at this time, I worked for a TV network, and our desks were right next to the Creative department. People had to walk past us to get to them. And they had just commissioned a new series produced by the wife of one of the actors from Doctor Who. So as I’m sitting there looking like the world’s craziest fan girl, in walks the producer, with the actor, the Doctor, she’s married I in tow, right past my desk, en route to Creative.

Admittedly they thought it was funny and just carried on but yeah, my plan to shame my bullying boss did kind of end up with me looking a right twit.

QuokkaMocha

I have a literal interpretation.

Walking through a pasture with friends and found a big cow patty. Decided i would prank them so while they are stood in front of me chatting i load a bunch of firecrackers into the side of the patty so itll blow out the other side all over them.

Instead it all blew into my own grinning face. The looked over and I was spitting cow shit out of my mouth.

MyPenWroteThis

My parents were on vacation for a week and left our dog with a dog sitter we’ve known for a few years. I decided that I would call the dog sitter and pick up our dog early so it wouldn’t be so hectic when my parents came back later that day.

Turns out my dog had the shits for 2 days straight and nobody decided to tell me, and when I got my dog and drove back home she pooped in my car and her backside was covered in diarrhea. Plus it was pouring rain outside, so when I got back I let her loose in the backyard and tried grabbing the hose and hosing her down but she kept running away. I made her stay outside until my parents came back. So my mom ended up having to bathe the dog instead of being able to relax after driving back from Florida all day.

TennisEnnis19

This actually just happened three days ago. I asked my girlfriend who isn’t my girlfriend anymore if i could see her phone which i bought and am still paying for, and she started acting crazy. I took the phone and inquired that she unlock it and id give it back once i see, no matter what was in it. After about 5 minutes of us arguing back and forth about why i shouldn’t be allowed to see her phone, she starts attacking me viciously. I let her beat up on me for about 30 minutes until i put her in a headlock and she leaves the house crying.

She comes back 20 minutes later with the police and they come knocking on my door. Once i open up the door they see the bloody mess i was in from the assault. They took pictures of me, i explained the situation, and they place both of us under arrest.

Now I’m in marion county facing a level 6 felony charge of strangulation and shes also locked up facing charges of domestic battery. Fast forward 12 hours later, they release me and before i left one of the detention guards tells me i have no charges and do not have any court dates set. She has a court date set for the very next day and that girl is now being charged for battery on me and i got off the hook squeaky clean. I expected me to be charges what with Indiana being a “for the woman” state, but in her sad attempt to cry wolf and have me only sent to jail, her plan totally backfired.

Jayno2x

Got 2.

1: Made a stink bomb in a soda bottle with the cap on (to not make it smell, wanted to use it later). Threw it around a few times to mess with classmates. On break, five minutes before the last lesson of the day was about to start a friend asked if he could throw it. Thinking nothing of it I said "sure, but do it outside" and pressed the button to open the door automatically (I was very lazy, ty).

Friend throws the bottle 1 time outside and wouldn't you know it? It lands ON THE CAP AND BREAKS IT. The stinky mess splashed into the corridor, onto my clothes (the door hadn't closed yet) and 20% of the school roof (due to gas build up on the inside the bottle managed to fly quite a bit after the cap broke, bit like an explosion) and me + 4 friends had to clean up for 2-3 hours and was never again allowed to use chemicals for the remainder of the year, outside of teacher oversight.

2: A friend was feeling down and invited me to drink some wine at her mother's house.
Dumb as I was I thought "what's the worst that can happen? This will be a nice and calm evening". I wanted to leave a good impression on her mom and her so I was as polite as I could and everything was going well, until the evening....

Ended up with her mom getting mad because she thought I was trying to propose to her daughter and pick her up because I was polite and wanted to show her my terribly bad tango moves, her (my friend) getting madder because her mom thought all those things, her moms friend getting annoyed, me agreeing to marry my friend when we're 30 if we're single, possibly (not too sure about the details) starting a company with her and her mother, she laying in bed naked with me beside her (I had my clothes on) and her mom probably hating me for falling asleep next to her naked daughter/my friend.

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