Which Soccer Position Is Best For You?

I don’t trust them. They’ll have to earn my trust. Until then, I DO NOT TRUST THEM.

I’ll engage them in some witty banter just to see if they’re on my level. A joke here, a little question about what TV shows they watch there and, voila, I know them better than their own mother.

I typically stay on my toes — I’m weary of this new advancement into my personal space. I’m going to stay guarded and wait for them to make the move.

I’m lonely and I need more friends! I’m going after this one like my life depends on it.

I’ll take a gerbil, I don’t know why. Life's full of secret magic like that.

I’ll take a cat, they’re independent and intelligent, like my smart phone.

I’ll take a dog, they’re loving and everybody loves them and I need to be loved.

I’ll take a turtle, they live long and are easy to maintain. I like turtles.

Let’s ride bikes, let’s ride them around the block, but let’s be home in time for dinner and the return of the television.

First, let’s make sure to apply a generous amount of sunscreen for protection. The sun is the silent killer.

Let’s go into the woods, make a fort and never come home. We've dramatically improved our lot in life.

We’ve got to make the most of this opportunity! I don’t know what we’ll do, but I already feel like we’re wasting valuable time here.

Up

Cars

Toy Story

Brave

HBO

Nickelodeon

MTV

AMC

Stuff the whole thing in your mouth and start chewing.

Take it apart and eat the filling-covered side first.

Dunk it in milk and munch away.

Take it apart and scrape the filling off the cookie with your teeth.

The end, when I have to go to bed.

Pulling myself out from underneath the cozy covers.

When I'm at work or school. ERMAHGERD.

When someone approaches me and starts doing that thing called talking.

My teeth start falling out all over the place.

I arrive in a public place and I've forgotten to put on any clothes. D'oh!

I don't have dreams.

I'm falling out of the sky or off a cliff!