Which Football Club Are You?

You're a blue-collar type of person and have strong contempt for anyone who isn't. Real life, that's what you live, not sitting in offices looking at computer screens. You work on the railroad then get in fights at the pub. Footy on Sundays with the lads. Then more lager. Nothin' like it, man.

Stoner lol.

You are a sophisticated intellectual. You read classic literature and go to the theatre and say things like "I'm going to the theatre and afterwards I may read some classic literature." You have never seen a Vin Diesel movie. You have never even heard of Vin Diesel.

You use words like "contradictory" and smoke pipe tobacco. You own a bathrobe and actually wear it around the house. Fancy a brandy? I bet you would. You own many leather-bound books, some of which you have actually read. OK, you read the Sparknotes. But still.

You inherited a fortune from a deceased distant relative and you WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT. GOD. SHUT UP. WE GET IT. YOU'RE LOADED. THROUGH NO ACTUAL EFFORT OF YOUR OWN. CONGRATULATIONS.

You are loud, proud and full of like. You are a BIG personality. Folks think you're an asshole, but they'll never say it to your face because you're also kind of a good time in the right mood.

You studied abroad and are now a communist. Seize the means of production!

You need to calm down. Do some breathing exercises or something. Anger management courses. You are far too high-strung and it's weirding everyone out.