Which Gilmore Girls character said it?

Can you guess who said the following Gilmore Girls quotes?

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On Mar 29, 2017

1 / 10

I'm attracted to pie. It doesn't mean I feel the need to date pie.

2 / 10

Well, then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business.

3 / 10

I have no patience for jam hands!

4 / 10

If it was physically possible to make love to a hot beverage, this would be the one.

5 / 10

I want to live my life so that I'll be able to read an in-depth biography about myself in later years and not puke.

6 / 10

I just take a book with me everywhere. It's just a habit.

7 / 10

People are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to anymore of them.

8 / 10

You know what happens when kids don't like you? They tie you to a chair, they brain you with a bat, they set fire to the house and blame it on the neighbours!

9 / 10

I'm so damn lonely not even Animal Planet does it for me anymore.

10 / 10

I can't believe I'm in the blogosphere.

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