Found in Pitzer Student Talk: Real or nah?
Found in Pitzer Student Talk: Real or nah?
If you go to Pitzer (or don’t, but you probably still saw screenshots) your email is cluttered by Student Talk. At the Golden Antlers, we have compiled a list of great Student Talk posts. Are these real? Did someone really post that? Why did someone sent out an email about chicken abuse? Did I really just spent 4.79 hours on Student Talk instead of writing my political philosophy paper? You decide!!!!!!
If you go to Pitzer (or don’t, but you probably still saw screenshots) your email is cluttered by Student Talk. At the Golden Antlers, we have compiled a list of great Student Talk posts. Are these real? Did someone really post that? Why did someone sent out an email about chicken abuse? Did I really just spent 4.79 hours on Student Talk instead of writing my political philosophy paper? You decide!!!!!!
"Nude dance party in the computer lab."
“IN SEARCH OF DIVA CUP”
“Does anybody wanna have an emotional breakdown w me later/is anybody already having one and can I come???”
“ARE YOU DRIVING TO THE EAST COAST THIS WEEKEND. LET ME KNOW. SERIOUSLY. LET ME KNOW.”
“cigarette pls? Will venmo”
*The entire Bee Movie script*
“Looking for information on black chicken (Silkie) in chicken coop”
“Lost my ID somewhere between that grass patch by the southwest corner of Collins and the fourth bookshelf from that rectangular table on the third floor of the library, has anyone seen it???? Super desperate:/”
“is anybody ticklish af and willing to let me take their picture? Hmu”
“Can some1 massage my big toe??? Willing to pay in snacks n hugs!!”
“Do you have a netty pot? Or addy? Asking for a friend.”
“Today’s ~wAvY~ vibez *insert dank meme*”
“WHO POOPED IN THE GSC???”
“Hellpp. How do you get gross smells out of your skateboard”
“In library? Will trade pizza for massage”
“Are patios limited to the front yard only? Please provide all the patio deets u got. Settling a debate.”
“RIP grapefruits”
“Anarchy is good for your butt”
“Please take seven minutes and 32 seconds to fill out my psych survey on the societal perceptions of the political intersection between pugs and mayonnaise.”
“my roommate and I have been arguing about this extensively and need answers.
if you are submerged in milk, wearing goggles, what color would you see when you opened your eyes?
if you would like to test this out, we can also talk about that…”
“Eggs”
“Dangers of throwing a chicken over chicken coop fence”
“Hi!! *help* “me” test my “project”’
"Extra flex"