Can you match the Frankie Boyle insult to the politician?

"____ ____, a sort of defrosted Theresa May."

"Jimmy Savile armed with a cloak of invisibility let loose at Hogwarts would have more self control than the ____ ____."

"Indeed, given the makeup of the electorate, the whole thrust of ____ ____'s campaign should be to try to stop people remembering what she represents, and ideally who she is."

"It’s hard to know whether all this is taking it out of ____ ____, due to his clever tactic of starting each day looking like he slept in his car."

"Meanwhile, ____ ____ spent the referendum taking a group of undecideds and, with Nazi imagery and a pledge to let Syrians die, got their support."

"____ ____ was widely derided for not putting forward any policies at her campaign launch, but really I think everybody knows the kind of things she stands for, and she was wise not to mention any of them."