Who Said It, Clint Eastwood Or Grandpa Simpson?
Who Said It, Clint Eastwood Or Grandpa Simpson?
Can you tell if these quotes are from Abraham Simpson or actor Clint Eastwood?
Can you tell if these quotes are from Abraham Simpson or actor Clint Eastwood?
In 1957 I saw him turn the Secretary of Agriculture into the Secretary of the Interior. It was hell on their wives, but it sure brought down corn prices.
Mr. President, there are too many states these days. Please eliminate three.
I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.
You're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly!
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
Back in my day we called sandwiches "flat bready". It cost four playing cards a bite.
They’re making a big hoodoo out of it.
I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me.
I'm filled with piss and vinegar! At first, I was just filled with vinegar.
With that kind of money I could have invaded some country!
Looking at that tired old freak has made me realise I'm no spring chicken myself.
Case closed. Now where's my hat? I'm going to the outhouse.
Serves her right for being a sixties radical! Though she was a demon in the sack!
I don't ride side-saddle. I'm as straight as a submarine.
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
It's rotten being old. No one listens to you.
What're you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!