Who Said It - Simon Cowell Or Craig Revel Horwood?
Who Said It - Simon Cowell Or Craig Revel Horwood?
They're both queens of mean, but who's responsible for which pithy putdown?
They're both queens of mean, but who's responsible for which pithy putdown?
“I don't want to be vile, but…”
“The only good thing about that for me was the end.”
“Tonight was like a circus up there. It was ghastly.”
“It was all a bit local authority darling.”
“Entertaining. Sadly for all the wrong reasons.”
“It was more like swan pond than Swan Lake. I mean, it's just terrible.”
“You had a bizarre vacant look on your face like someone who has just been lobotomised.”
“I think there was more to the problem than you starting wrong. I think, even if you had started right, it would have been wrong.”
“I think the fun has been sucked out of you. It was a bit like eating water, it doesn't actually do anything.”
“You look verging on haunted.”
“It would be like coaching a one-legged man to win the 100 meter sprint. I may be a great coach, but if you haven't got it, you haven't got it.”
“Oh, gosh, where do I start? I mean I'm not being rude but you look like the Incredible Hulk's wife.”
“I was worried about your health and safety when you ran like a banshee.”