Who Said It: Tony Abbott Or Alan Partridge?

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On Sep 16, 2015

1 / 15

That's bollocks, but carry on.

2 / 15

Climate change is crap.

3 / 15

Could someone clear that shit away, please? It's just, it's in my picture. People may associate it with me.

4 / 15

I find the burqa 'confronting'.

5 / 15

I wasn't expecting that. That was a negative, and right now I need two positives. One to cancel out the negative, and another one, you know, just so I can have a positive.

6 / 15

I instinctively try to protect people from filth.

7 / 15

Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them.

8 / 15

To be sociable I puffed on a marijuana cigarette, but I didn't inhale.

9 / 15

I suppose she’s a bit like Burt Reynolds. Very reliable, but she’s got a moustache.

10 / 15

She's a drunk racist. I'll tolerate one, but not both.

11 / 15

I am soooooo a Christian.

12 / 15

Ooh, you're nicer than my wife!

13 / 15

We just can't stop people from being homeless if that's their choice.

14 / 15

I've had these shorts since 1983.

15 / 15

I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war.

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