How Good A Friend Are You?

Moan you've already sponsored someone else

Give them £20

Comment they should lose some weight

Offer to sponsor them AND cheer them along the way

On Facebook

I prefer to be alone

At work

At school

When you want to tell them a secret

Every night to catch up

Every so often to see how they are

When you need to borrow some money

Switch it off and make sure you call back first thing in the morning

Ignore it and go back to sleep

Answer and start shouting ‘What kind of time do you call this?’

Pick up straight away and ask if everything is ok

Like their pictures on Facebook

Comfort them after a break up

Lend them some money

Tell them they should lose some weight

Being funny

Being dependable

Being ambitious

Being caring

I am so jealous I find it difficult to congratulate them

So happy for them

Worried you won't see them as much

Slightly envious, but you're pleased for them

Hope they've got a friend for me

I reckon I'll have a crack at them myself

I hope this is THE ONE

All right, but they could do better

Offer to make them dinner and have a glass of wine

Announce 'no way, I've, um, lost my bank card too'

Give them £50 and tell them to keep it

Offer them a loan...at a competitive interest rate