Which Big Ten East school should you really have gone to?

You're a true Jersey kid at heart. Laidback, fun but with a pretty solid work ethic.

You've developed a strong sense of humor, partly because you wouldn't be able to take the Slutgers jokes without one. You may be a bit on the wild side and sure, you got the rut in Sophomore year, but you're down to earth, relaxed and not afraid to hit the books when you need to.

You don't care about football because at this point it's just depressing, but the tailgates are still the best part of your week. You love old school, small dingy bars just as much as you hate Penn State.

Just like most people in the midwest, you're loyal, friendly and very down to earth.

You love football almost as much as drinking and have more than a few uncles who swear they nearly made the Bucks back in the 70s. Your passion for gameday is matched only by your pure, unadulterated hate for X-ichigan.

Successful, driven, ambitious. You're a real go-getter and you have the brains to back it up. You dream of being a real-estate tycoon or international entrepreneur and don't care how you get there.

Sure, you may get called arrogant from time to time, but that's a price you're willing to pay to be the very best. Brains, beauty and an incredible party scene, you're a multitasking machine that's capable of anything.

Everyone knows you're the most fun in Michigan. Less stuck-up and way more fun than the losers over at UofM, you probably chose to go to college after watching a dope I'm Shmacked video.

There's no shame in going to school to party and boy do you know it. Getting lit takes up more of your time and energy that class work, but who cares if you didn't know where the library was till Sophomore year?

Fiercely loyal, proud and with an incredible amount of school spirit, it's often said that PSU kids have it all.

Between THON, 100k football games and the occasional riot, you never miss an opportunity to get involved with something huge.

You party just as much as you study and as a result, no one will out-drink or out-class you. You value tradition and history almost as much as turning up.

You're the underrated hero of everyone you know. You may not get mentioned as much as your bigger cousins, but you know the real truth.

Like anyone you enjoy all that college has to offer, getting black out and pulling all-nighters when you need to. But there are some things that make you stand out, whether it's the DL love of Old Bay seasoning or the incredibly resilient work ethic, don't let anyone tell you you can't run with the big boys.

You're a true midwesterner at heart. You love Cracker Barrel, PBR and neverending flat terrain. You value and cherish your small town roots and would be ok with never ever leaving America's heartland.

More of a basketball fan than football, you still appreciate a good old fashioned tailgate. Proud of being recognized as a completely turnt party school year after year, it doesn't bother you that Bloomington is in the middle of nowhere, because nothing's better than being a Hoosier.