Which office persona will you turn into after you graduate?
Which office persona will you turn into after you graduate?
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You find Ella from HR crying in the corridor. What do you do?
You have three days holiday leave which you need to use in the next month. Where do you go?
You’ve found out that two of your colleagues are secretly shagging. Who do you tell?
What's your go-to excuse for being late?
It's a bit nippy in the office, what do you do to avoid getting frostbite?
Which one of these people is most likely to become your office nemesis?
You’re already in a foul mood, then someone gives away a Game of Thrones spoiler. How do you react?
What's your ideal secret santa present?
You have two big nights lined up for the weekend, so how do you spend Thursday night?
You kind of fancy your boss, and you match with them on Bumble. What do you do?
The social secretary
The social secretary
'Heyyy guys we're going for drinks at the local tonight, make sure you all show your faces! But don't confuse this with tomorrow night's pub quiz, and obviously there's no excuse for skipping on Friday's end of the week blowout!!'
You're going to transition seamlessly from your current role as social butterfly in-chief to the office party/socials co-ordinator. Make no mistake, your colleagues will appreciate the efforts to organise fun stuff, but their stamina is nowhere near yours. A Wednesday night bender makes perfect sense to you, but not to poor Ian who finished uni a full fifteen years ago. Poor, poor Ian.
The suck up
The suck up
You volunteer for all the tasks that nobody else wants to take on, and then act as if you've been conferred with grave responsibility. You're the one who leaves notes in the kitchen chastising your colleagues for leaving a teaspoon in the sink. You control the thermostat with an iron fist. Your hand is always the first to go up at the end of a meeting, even if you don't really have much to say. God loves a trier.
The office gossip
The office gossip
Your colleagues loiter by the kettle because Nathan pulled Ellie last night after Thursday night drinks at the pub and you know every single detail. Seriously, you are peerless in the way in which you observe interactions and inspire confidences. You should really have this skill on your CV.
The stationery freak
The stationery freak
When you started this job, here are the items you received: a desk, a computer, a manual, and a very small filing cabinet which sits on the desk. But somehow you have accumulated, in your short time here, a box for your files, multicoloured file dividers, six separate post-it note packs (organised by size and colour), a holder for your pens, a pencil case, more stationery than you ever had at university, school, or primary school. If someone steals a pen for ten minutes, you notice it. HOW.
The office ego
The office ego
Every morning you get into the office wearing skintight running gear, you shower, and then you put on an equally tight shirt. When you get a friend request from your colleagues, you keep them waiting for a week before accepting. You make sure everyone knows your tinder numbers better than they know their monthly sales figures. You will be both reviled and revered for your popularity and good looks. Enjoy.