Just How Scrumdiddlyumptious Are You?

The antidote to candy that makes one look rather blue in the ears

A tasty treat that helps children overcome their fears

A rare invitation to enter Willy Wonka's factory for chocolatiers

To be a nasty, embarrassing disgrace

To have nasty hair (in which grobs might take their place)

To have a nasty disposition and face

To be affected by intoxication

To have a room so messy that one risks damnation

To be sleepy after eating to quell one's starvation

A device that translates English into other languages, real and magical

A space to which misbehaving monsters might be banished after a brawl

A box full of natters, owned by Miss Agatha Trunchbull

To do it in a manner that will flabbergast

To do it while dancing and having a blast

To do it backwards, first thing last

Anything that tastes icky-poo, like soup made of schoolboys' ties

An Oompa-Loompa under the age of five

An old woman with saggy skin and sunken eyes

To talk with your mouth full of food or tea

To commit petty theft from a magical tree

To churn until individual ingredients are impossible to see

A deceitful businessman

A member of a tricky clan

A musician who prefers to play in a caftan

A stranglehold that will make even the strongest humans go 'kaput'

A leash put around the necks of dangerous bigfoots

A perilous river of chocolate that chokes one like soot