This Is Your Captain Speaking...Things You Never Want To Hear While Flying
This Is Your Captain Speaking...Things You Never Want To Hear While Flying
Flying is something we tolerate in order to get where we want to go. Here are 10 things you never want to hear when flying. https://www.tourtakersdreamvacations.com
Flying is something we tolerate in order to get where we want to go. Here are 10 things you never want to hear when flying. https://www.tourtakersdreamvacations.com

Cockpit Announcement
This is your captain speaking...does anyone here know how to fly this plane?
Passengers
How much did we actually save on this flight?
Cockpit Announcement
This is your captain speaking...to the owner of the white Honda Accord. You left your headlights on.
Passengers
Is that your Honda? BOOM!
Cockpit Announcement
This is your captain speaking again...did you remember to lock the front door? You can't remember, can you?
Passengers
Did I lock the door? I have no idea....
Cockpit Announcement
This is your captain speaking...to the passenger who lost your King Python....I think we found him!
Passengers
Again with the snakes! Always with the snakes.
Cockpit Announcement
This is your captain speaking...pay no attention to the man on the wing! He's just cashing in his frequent flyer miles and we were sold out.
Passengers
There is a man on the wing!
Cockpit Announcement
This is your captain speaking...we accidentally opened the luggage compartment in flight. OUR BAD!
Passengers
I had my toothbrush and my dog in that luggage compartment.
Cockpit Announcement
This is your captain speaking again...Will the owner of the SERVICE CHIHUAHUA please come claim your dog? He won't let us fly the plane!
Cockpit Announcement
Stop it!
Cockpit Announcement
This is your captain speaking...to the passenger in ROW 22B. I think I have your Kosher meal.
Cockpit Announcement
What was in that Kosher meal? I don't think it was Kosher!
Cockpit Announcement
We call it FLYING 4D! The Ride! WOOT!
Passengers
Stop this plane I want to get off!