Would You Rather?

Would you rather have elephant feet, or baby hands?

Would you rather smell like poop, and have everyone smell it (but you), or always smell like poop, and you be the only one to smell?

Would you rather be itchy or sticky for the rest of your life?

Would you rather be poor and in love, or rich and alone?

Would you rather have never had met your friends, and have met true love, or always have your friends and have horrible relationships?

Would you rather hear everyone's thoughts, or be able to control anyone's mind?

Would you rather be a character on your favorite TV show (like Game of Thrones, or something, not that reality stuff) or win $500 in the lottery?

Would you rather pry off your thumbnail with a fork, or put a toothpick under your big toenail and kick a wall (I hope I'm not the only one cringing at the thought of either one)? You know what? That's so horrible i'm giving you a choice to eat poop.

Would you rather lick a hobo's foot, or eat a bowl full of vomit?

Would you rather have slow internet for a year, or have no internet for a week?