Are You a Maura or Kate?

Both. Who doesn’t like a mash-up?

Neither. Who needs decorations? The party’s got YOU!

Buy the childhood birthday decorations. It’ll be ironic and funny.

Bachelorette, baby! Nothing says ‘party’ like gummy penises!

Talk to them, but don’t let them know you’ve stalked them online.

Act completely normal (which is impossible).

Confidently brag about what a success you are now.

Run away. Let them remember you when you were beautiful… with braces.

Cause a scene. You were nightclub royalty back in the day.

Sneak in the back door. Nobody puts baby in the corner.

Just leave. You don’t want to be seen with this crowd anyway.

Twerk on the sidewalk. You’re a portable nightclub!

Your boyband poster. You’ve kissed it so many times, that thing is more DNA than poster.

Your High School photo album, you need to burn the evidence of your awkwardness.

Your favorite Beanie Baby. That thing will be worth a fortune one day.

Your flask. Your parents still don’t know about that.

Yes! Finally, a pair of jeans NO ONE is expected to look good in.

Um… I’m still rocking my flare jeans.

Comeback? Psssh. You never stopped rocking those bad boys.

Oh, no. You’re having 80s flashbacks! Get. Me. Outta. Here.