Can You Complete These Real Life Sunday Sport Headlines?
Is your imagination as ridiculous as these stories from Britain's strangest tabloid?
Madonna
Hitler
Stalin
Doritos
Carrots
Nik Naks
sex dwarf, badger
celebrity dog, fire ants
Identical twin, wolves
Kim Jong-Un haircut
mooning David Cameron
illegal Greggs pasty
Digital knob polisher
electric bum wiper
Mechnical arse-cleaner
I have to strip for
I suck off dogs for
I pluck strangers' pubes
Forced to join the army
Banned from Harrods
Booted out of ISIS
Nigel Farage
David Cameron
Ed Miliband
Nick Clegg
Tory
Spunk
Arseface
Ebola
Then my knob split in two
Then my bellend burst
Then my balls turned blue
old friend, by dogs
sex dwarf, by otters
sex slave, on camera
