Your True Age Is Revealed By Which Picture You Choose

Sweet 17! That's your real age. You know what that means? It means.... Wow! You are young! Young enough to challenge the best dancer on the street to a dance-off! And you know what? You just might win.

Congratulations! You're 29 and feeling fine because that's your real age. You know what that means? It means you're young! Young enough to still be skateboarding to work, even though people look at you funny. Let them stare! You've got somewhere to go. Somewhere cool.

Thirty-eight is just great and it's your real age. You know what that means? It means you are still young. You are so young, you can help older people with their computer issues. You still go out past midnight every once in awhile. Hey! You still got it, baby!

Who cares what Sammy Hagar says? You can drive 55! Because that's your real age. You know what that means? It means your inner-self can get a senior discount at some stores, but not all of them. You go, you sassy senior you.