Which 'Comedy About a Bank Robbery' character are you?

Hear that? It's the FBI coming to arrest you 'coz apparently you're a criminal! (with arms of steel! Swoon...) You're a (probably self-proclaimed) bad boy who is, under that tough exterior, still a bad boy. There's not much going on in there. Just idiocy and criminal intent. Still, put yourself in front of a Japanese audience and you're bound to make fast friends for some reason. You probably shouldn't go anywhere near banks or people's fathers, or anyone over the age of fifty, for that matter. You're good at lying and even if you crack under the pressure, you get the damn job done. It just depends on your definition of 'done' on whether that's a good thing or not.

Wow! There's a brain cell in there somewhere! Well, debatable, since you're doing this quiz...
You're a femme fatale who manages to stay cute as a button no matter what! You're good at reading people - one look into your beautiful eyes and their bank details are yours! No matter how much your life is falling apart, you like to take the time to make sure you're 'on fleek', as the kids say. No crisis is too much that you can't look your best (which you do pretty effortlessly, somehow...) In a group, you're the one who decides where to eat after everyone else stands in a circle shrugging for forty minutes. Without you, things would most definitely fall apart. Which works just fine for you; you enjoy having people at your beck and call! Still, one day, you might just snap..

I'm not sure you can actually read... but hey, what you lack in brains you make up for in...uh...
You're the clown of the group! Whether you actually have friends or not is irrelevant. The world is your stage. There's never a dull moment with you around, because you provide the humour whether it's wanted or not. Life is a performance and you're the star! Somehow you're both simultaneously leading the show and along for the ride and you're loving every second of it.
There's no problem you can't solve with a little ingenuity (I know you don't know what that means. It's okay. You're a good bean.)
You probably couldn't tell the time until you were well into the double digits but hey, even if you never shared homework answers, you were happy to share your lunch! If you remembered to bring it.
People may not always be grateful for your enthusiasm, but you're always doing your best, and there's (probably) nothing wrong with that!

You sure...are...a person! Finishing this quiz is a lot more than you usually accomplish on a daily basis! I'm proud of you!
So maybe life has never even given you a single lemon. You've never even tasted lemonade to try and make it. But your resilience is going to see you through, that's for sure! Your patience/lack of conviction is kind of astounding. Like, are you an actual doormat with Internet access?
People may step on you, and they may knock you down. Again. And again. And...again. But you! You...just let it happen! Because your luck's sure to change one of these days, right? You've been waiting a long time, but your lucky break is just around the corner. You're really, really sure of it. You're the butt of every joke, and you've never laughed with someone. But you hang in there, because it's a big world, and there's bound to be someone out there willing to give you the time of day. Someone. Right?

Please take a deep breath. Right now. Go on. And don't come hunt me down because you're angry you got this result. You have a habit of getting angry when things don't go your way. Wrath is the strongest sin, right? Next to greed, anyway. If you don't have it, you want it. If you can't have it...bad things happen.
People don't say no to you. You're certain you'd never let anyone get the better of you, because darn it, if they laugh at you you're already on your way to go let down their tires. Pettiness? You don't know the meaning of the word. You're the definition of dignity and charm. Everyone you know definitely thinks the best of you. Why wouldn't they? After all, you never offer to pay for lunch, you lie to them when they demand honesty, and you're probably the reason their ex hates them.
You're successful, sometimes, but at what cost? The kind of person everyone wants to know.

What? Your cat died? Gosh, I am sorry- yes, of course you can have my credit card details, you poor poor thing- wait-

You're the talk of the town for all the right reasons. Rumours fly about you left and right but nothing is ever proven. Butter wouldn't melt in your mouth! You're generally the mum friend of the group. Your friends always come to you with their problems, and your solutions are ruthless. Why wouldn't they be? It's a hard world out there. Every girl for herself, right?
You're the most capable person around. You're a well-known mystery, with a list of secrets longer than the list of people you've lied to. For their own good, of course.
For the people on your good side, you're the best friend they could possibly hope for. Maybe some of your love might be a little tough, but it always turns out well.
But if you decide someone is a worthy target? Their life is as good as over.

So maybe your life isn't exactly going as you planned. That is, it wouldn't be, if you actually had any sort of life plan. How's life in your mum's basement? One day you might learn what it's like to pay your own phone bill.
Tinder is the most used app you have; most used, with the least reward. Despite all this, people find you charming. "Adorkable" is hot these days.
You're doing your best, but you can't seem to hold things down, whether it's jobs or partners. You're the one who has to come bail your friends out of trouble at 2 in the morning because they didn't invite you along for the fun but they know you'll never refuse when they ask for help.
Misfortune and Dumb Ideas are your middle names, and deep down, you're probably pretty proud of who you are.

You're so done. You're just...so done. You were done with this quiz ten minutes ago, but you finished it anyway, because when you've started something you see it to the end. Even if seeing it through is costing you what little sanity you have left.
On a good day (rare) you can be an imposing figure full of determination and good intent. On every other day, you're a wind change away from a breakdown.
Your decisions don't always get you on people's good sides. It's not your fault that the greater good isn't really greater for anyone in your immediate vicinity. Even when you think things are going well, they have a way of turning around and biting you on the arse because despite your best efforts, the world has decided you don't deserve good things.

You probably shouldn't open any messages from strange girls. It won't end well.

What even is your personality? You have a heck of a lot of friends, but just as many enemies. Half of those people heard you died once and you neither confirmed or denied anything. Every rumour that ever was has been spread about you at some point.
People find you hilarious, but also want to punch you. Sometimes you're winning, sometimes you're losing, and no one has any way of telling where you're gonna end up. People often look past you or disregard you before long, but you're good at finding replacements. You're a jack of all trades - not necessarily a standout, but you're there.
Also, you have SEEN some ****. It's why you always tell the best stories...there's no way of telling truth from fiction with you.
You always have a different face to put on depending on the day, but deep down, you probably have a lot of inner conflict. Or not. You could just be a clown.