Which TV character should you go on holiday with?

How far can I get in a black cab?

Planes are exciting... and often have free snacks!

The kind without other people

I shall travel by land, sea or horse!

First class, always!

Exploration is my life, my blood, my very essence...

As long as I don't have to talk to anyone, fine

I've already drawn up an agenda for our tour of major landmarks

That's what you put in yogurt, right?

I love culture! I went to Norwich once...

Just time for 17 cups of tea and a natter

Huff, puff and update my blog

Head to the spa for a massage/pedicure combo

Exploring this modern marvel you call “duty-free”

Eye mask. Bench. No talking

One two-hour activity each day except when travelling

I don't mind at all – I'm a go-with-the-flow type

"Active" and "holiday" are words that should never go together

Mountain climbing and light swashbuckling are always welcome

Do you even know how exhausting tanning is?

A comprehensive programme of being very, very quiet

I long to see some traditional sword dancing

A live staging of Les Mis with full Broadway cast

How about a board game? Just anything but Cluedo

A karaoke machine is my home away from home

We shall set out for ourselves with the stars as our guide

Me? On a coach?

How about a nice game of travel Scrabble?

Panic. We're going to miss the orientation meeting!

It’s a disaster. Cancel it. Cancel everything. Cancel life

The potato. So new, so versatile

Oysters and champagne, Wagyu beef… the basics

It's not unreasonable to expect proper sausages

I’d like both types of bread, brown and white

Coffee and crisps. There will be consequences

A well-thought-out programme, executed to the letter

To boldly go where no man has gone before. That has a nice ring to it...

What is this Derek Zoolander nonsense?

Travel should be nice. And fun is the essence of niceness

Everything I have in my day-to-day life, just with better weather