Who said it? Boris Johnson or cartoon dad?
Who said it? Boris Johnson or cartoon dad?
Who said it? Boris Johnson or cartoon dad?
"No one obeys the speed limit except a motorised rickshaw."
"My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it."
“Why do the economically challenged always have to screw up everything?”
“Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.”
"When a woman says there’s nothing wrong, it means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says everything’s wrong, it means everything’s wrong."
"Any problem caused by a tank can be solved by a tank."
"If God wanted me to not sleep with my wife he would have made me John Travolta."
"Stupidity got us into this mess. And stupidity will get us out."
“You would need a heart of stone not to have been moved by the little Aids-ridden choristers.”
"[He is] queer as a coot."
"Now I may be an idiot, but there's one thing I am not sir, and that sir, is an idiot."
"I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar."