What Would Be Your Sign in This Fake Zodiac We Just Made Up?
What Would Be Your Sign in This Fake Zodiac We Just Made Up?
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Which Mary-Kate and Ashley movie is the best one?
What kinda jazz you get down to, baby?
A gentleman in a bar cordially invites you to fight with him. You:
Do you ever look up at the sky and think 'Wow. Pretty crazy stuff.'
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Rihanna, Ciara, Beyonce, or Apple Juice?
70's Moustache
70's Moustache
The people of the Moustache are mysterious and sensual, like a funky baseline or a can of Tab. Strengths: Their powers of attraction. Weaknesses: They remind everyone of their dad.
Earwig
Earwig
Those born under the sign of the Earwig are industrious, community-oriented and selfless. Though some may scream when they see your terrifying mandibles, you're an important part of any ecosystem. Strengths: scuttling, hiding. Weaknesses: OH GOD GET OUT OF MY EAR JENNIFER WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
Li'l Toasty
Li'l Toasty
Li'l Toasty is the most mysterious sign in the zodiac, perhaps due to its obscure origins in ancient Sumeria. Toasties are known for being highly intelligent and logical people, with a passion for their craft but a lack of tact. Strengths: math tests, remembering names. Weaknesses: too crispy.
SodaStream
SodaStream
Effervescent and exciting, those born under the sign of the Sodastream bring life into every room. Sodastreams are impetuous and carefree, and perfect with a splash of fruit juice and some alcohol. Strengths: great people skills. Weaknesses: sometimes they hurt your mouth.
Cheeseboy
Cheeseboy
The Cheeseboy is the messenger of the Heavens, running from constellation to constellation to make sure everyone is amply stocked with fine cheeses. People born under this sign are caring and creative. Strengths: soothing and sensual like brie. Weaknesses: the smell.
Fannypack
Fannypack
Fannypackers are sturdy, reliable, hardworking people. You can rely on a 'Packer to always remember sunscreen, and to be the last one out of the office. Strengths: people want to take you everywhere. Weaknesses: sometimes embarrassing.
Dana Scully
Dana Scully
Dana Scully is a paranormal investigator with the FBI. An eternal skeptic, Dana believes in science, logic and reason. Those born under the sign of Dana are generally gorgeous redheads who are devoted to their work and family, sometimes at the expense of their personal lives. Strengths: everything. Weaknesses: stupid Mulder.
Mystic Prawn
Mystic Prawn
The Mystic Prawn is the natural king of the zodiac, as prawns are the top of the food chain and the most highly evolved form of life. Those whose sign is the Prawn are regal, commanding, and wise (just like a prawn). Strengths: leadership, thinking things through, high-level thought. Weaknesses: nets, sliding rocks.