ARE YOU AS SMART AS YOU THINK YOU ARE?

Give them my bank account number, usernamer, password, and routing number so they can direct deposit the money.

Only accept a certified check or cash.

Take a personal check if they promise that is one won't bounce.

Tell them not to worry about it, pay me when they can.

I often plan my day by them.

Useless!

They are fun to read.

I was born on a cusp so I'm not sure how accurate mine is.

A politician or public official.

A priest testifying under oath.

Answers found on the internet.

TV ad or pitchman.

My mother.

Books.

Invite the aliens to the party.

Move to another planet.

Give the party and go out with a bang!

How would I know about the aliens or their intentions?

Reschedule the party for a later day.

Cancel the party and save the world of course.

Money isn't a problem because I'm going to be rich!

If I can't afford something I don't buy it.

I'm taking the route Trump has taken a few times.

I have someone else to pays my bills.

Don't need one, I have credit cards.

I collect pennies so I'm good.

Sure am.

No!

Getting there.

Hungover, this quiz hurts my brain.

Food and water.

First aid supplies, and lots of suntan lotion.

A Wilson volleyball.

Ax and tools.

My smartphone to call for help.

Someone who knows how to survive.

I have yet to pick a favorite.

Based on a novel I wrote a book report on but never read.

A Three Stooges classic.

Horror, scary, or slasher flick.

One of Woody Allen's films. (Note creator of quiz.)

It's rated XXX.

There is not one I can not solve.

Very successful because I cheat.

Puzzles are fun and easy, I don't even need to see the answers.

They are solved with the simple process of logical reasoning.

I can usually work it out.

My head explodes every time I try to solve one.

Happy as a pig in mud.

Well educated but do dumb things.

Computer nerd.

Smart with some education.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

I wish I was as great as I think I am.

Black, which is actually the absence of color explaining why outer space appears black.

Polka dots!

My Aura tells me not to choose at this time.

Whatever this is.

Gray, or the absence of color mixed with all the colors.

All the colors of the rainbow combined, known as white.

You need to grow up!

I wish I was more like you.

If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?

Time to go to rehab.

I don't listen to them.

Next time think before you act.

Social work: teacher, barber, doctor, someone who provides a service to the public.

You mean a job? Professional Partier

Business

Sciences or engineering

In a field: farmer, rancher, athlete, ranger, anything outdoors.

Something that can be done at home: writer, telemarketer, homemaker.

Don't care, just thought it would be fun to take the quiz.

It will win an award for best result ever!

Not even close.

Statistically it should be right sometimes.